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Emus

Oh, crap . . . this really _is_ me.

Posted on 2008.07.10 at 23:49

When you were young, you wanted to be a Superhero when you grew up, but in reality, you're gonna end up as Tech Support


From a  Superhero to Tech Support? Not too far off.

So, once upon a time, when all of the other children were busy running around and having adventures and breaking things, you were quiet, inside, having an adventure in your own head as you pored over all those comic books. Your vision of being the next Superman or Wonder Woman wasn't just some paltry excuse to wear a cape and too much spandex (well, for the most part, at least), you genuinely wanted to help people.

And you still will. You'll be there, saving the day for those dim-witted souls who think their CD drive doubles as a cupholder. Enjoy.


What you want to be when you grow up: The fantasy...and the cold hard truth., created by Ptocheia


Emus

My text is not rich.

Posted on 2008.07.10 at 23:42
It is "hot-mel", according to the tabs on the right. Strange.

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Gamer/Computer Nerd
 

You enjoy the visual stimulants of a video game, chatting on AIM, or reading online comics. Most of these types of nerds are considered dirty who lack hygeine, of course they always end up being the ones who make a crapload of money. And don't worry, that's just a stereotype; I'm not calling you dirty. ^_~

Literature Nerd
 
Social Nerd
 
Drama Nerd
 
Anime Nerd
 
Musician
 
Science/Math Nerd
 
Artistic Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
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Emus

Apparently, I like to suck. A lot.

Posted on 2008.02.26 at 00:04

You are as sexy as...A baby bottle factory!


A baby bottle factory!

So...many....nipples!


How Sexy Are You?, created by Ptocheia


Emus

Insomnia

Posted on 2007.11.16 at 00:36
Tell us about your favorite DIY clothing stores.


"DIY clothing stores" is an oxymoron!

Also, my downstairs neighbor is pounding bass at 12:30 am. It's loud and annoying. I feel sorry for the fish, though.


Emus

Rodents of Unusual Size?

Posted on 2007.06.25 at 12:14
I don´t think they exist.

The locals swear that the baby hippo I saw swimming in the river the other day was some sort of enourmous muskrat, but they can take their crazy tourist tricks and their so-called Capo Vera rat thing and do something naughty.

Emus

Thoughts from the Amazon

Posted on 2007.06.25 at 12:10
What kind of a name is Gygax, anyways? German, or Czech, or what?

I had a dream last night that I actually had four cats instead of the two I was aware of. Three of them all just looked exactly the same, and two were always hiding at any given time. If Will reads this, I hope it has not been too hard dealing with three Veluthas.

Here in the motherslapping jungle, parrots and other birds are swarming through the skies like toads, or dragons. It is insane.

bonk
Posted on 2006.11.02 at 04:11
Xuttuh.

Emus
Posted on 2006.10.07 at 16:52
la la la I am drew! weeeeee

I like chocolate and taking dumps. Dude.

Emus

Sudden thought

Posted on 2006.10.07 at 13:07
So, I just saw the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen the other day. Interesting concept but supremely campy execution. Regardless, I was thinking about what a cool idea it was, when it hit me:

League of Extraorinary Gentlemen, is . . . Xtreme Fanfic Crossover!


Emus

I think my dungeon may be impossible

Posted on 2006.07.03 at 10:01

I died in the Dungeon of Illiteratenazi

I was killed in an opulently-decorated mausoleum by Kumiko13 the kobold, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of Fooledbyfools, the Shield of Evadimus, a Figurine of Vcu Meche, a Figurine of Spatulavista and 66 gold pieces.

Score: 83

Explore the Dungeon of Illiteratenazi and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...


Of course, conceivably I'm incompetent at navigating the unplumbed recesses of my mind.

Emus

Bastard was blocking the only way back out

Posted on 2006.07.03 at 09:54

I died in the Dungeon of Illiteratenazi

I was killed in a gloomy chamber by Pneuros the mind flayer, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Mupstasia, the Shield of Evadimus, a Figurine of Spatulavista, a Figurine of Vcu Meche and 45 gold pieces.

Score: 110

Explore the Dungeon of Illiteratenazi and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...



And poor me, without an S-Word at all to my name.

bonk
Posted on 2006.04.01 at 16:17
So I haven't felt comfortable in my skin in a long time, and I'm finally going to do something about it. I've recently started taking the proper hormones, and those of you irl already know the status of my hair. I've just never felt comfortable having the word 'male' attached to me as a person, it's just never felt, well, right. I'm hoping to be able to afford some breast enhancement surgery in about 6 months or so (I'm gonna shoot for a D cup!), and from now on, I want you all to refer to me as Frida.

I really appreciate you all for being here for me, and I'm gonna definitely need your support in the upcoming months as I finally make my transition into who I really am.

Emus
Posted on 2006.03.11 at 14:31
So I was trying to tell the sex of this chromosome I was hanging out with. I decided to pull down its genes and find out.

Sometimes blind dates do *not* go well, let me tell you.

P.S. Soccer practice!

Emus

Ubereinhorn made me do it

Posted on 2006.03.09 at 22:51
Could she be das letze Einhorn? One never knows!

Fluids slowly slide down my throat, unbidden. A maddenning tickling torments my throat -- only forcing a cough can stop it, and yet coughing only makes it worse. I'm truly impaled on the horns of a dilemna. Very uberzweihorn. But I repeat myself.

The illness has returned, I fear. One day it'll kill me (that bastard), but for now I'm content to live with it for a few days like an unwanted relative.

Now if only I could get to send me a birthday card.


Emus

und, es gehts

Posted on 2006.03.05 at 14:15


...but for now, those tangerines will *just* have to do!


What's your sexual perversion?

Created by ptocheia


Emus

ich bin auslander und spreche nicht gut deutch

Posted on 2006.03.05 at 14:13


C'mon, they can't even *breed*!


What pisses you off?

Created by ptocheia


Emus

slang

Posted on 2006.02.22 at 10:30
Warbling podcasts forbode of no such lecture.
Civil War! History is only fun when people are killing.
The beards help, too.
Should the mighty schooling be on my table?
Win, Geronimo -- win.

Thank you.

Emus

Yep.

Posted on 2006.02.07 at 02:43
Insomnia again.

Interesting.

More white space makes for a "slower" post.

More terse.

Like a verse.

Interesting.

bonk

mooogly boogly...I R()()L D00d

Posted on 2006.02.04 at 16:28

After you die...
Purgatory



After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.





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