Drew

When you were young, you wanted to be a Superhero when you grew up, but in reality, you're gonna end up as Tech Support

So, once upon a time, when all of the other children were busy running around and having adventures and breaking things, you were quiet, inside, having an adventure in your own head as you pored over all those comic books. Your vision of being the next Superman or Wonder Woman wasn't just some paltry excuse to wear a cape and too much spandex (well, for the most part, at least), you genuinely wanted to help people.

And you still will. You'll be there, saving the day for those dim-witted souls who think their CD drive doubles as a cupholder. Enjoy.

What you want to be when you grow up: The fantasy...and the cold hard truth., created by Ptocheia

It is "hot-mel", according to the tabs on the right. Strange.

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Gamer/Computer Nerd   You enjoy the visual stimulants of a video game, chatting on AIM, or reading online comics. Most of these types of nerds are considered dirty who lack hygeine, of course they always end up being the ones who make a crapload of money. And don't worry, that's just a stereotype; I'm not calling you dirty. ^_~
Literature Nerd
Social Nerd
Drama Nerd
Anime Nerd
Musician
Science/Math Nerd
Artistic Nerd
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You are as sexy as...A baby bottle factory!

So...many....nipples!

How Sexy Are You?, created by Ptocheia

"DIY clothing stores" is an oxymoron!

Also, my downstairs neighbor is pounding bass at 12:30 am. It's loud and annoying. I feel sorry for the fish, though.

I don´t think they exist.

The locals swear that the baby hippo I saw swimming in the river the other day was some sort of enourmous muskrat, but they can take their crazy tourist tricks and their so-called Capo Vera rat thing and do something naughty.

What kind of a name is Gygax, anyways? German, or Czech, or what?

I had a dream last night that I actually had four cats instead of the two I was aware of. Three of them all just looked exactly the same, and two were always hiding at any given time. If Will reads this, I hope it has not been too hard dealing with three Veluthas.

Here in the motherslapping jungle, parrots and other birds are swarming through the skies like toads, or dragons. It is insane.

Xuttuh.

la la la I am drew! weeeeee

I like chocolate and taking dumps. Dude.

So, I just saw the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen the other day. Interesting concept but supremely campy execution. Regardless, I was thinking about what a cool idea it was, when it hit me:

League of Extraorinary Gentlemen, is . . . Xtreme Fanfic Crossover!

Of course, conceivably I'm incompetent at navigating the unplumbed recesses of my mind.

And poor me, without an S-Word at all to my name.

So I haven't felt comfortable in my skin in a long time, and I'm finally going to do something about it. I've recently started taking the proper hormones, and those of you irl already know the status of my hair. I've just never felt comfortable having the word 'male' attached to me as a person, it's just never felt, well, right. I'm hoping to be able to afford some breast enhancement surgery in about 6 months or so (I'm gonna shoot for a D cup!), and from now on, I want you all to refer to me as Frida.

I really appreciate you all for being here for me, and I'm gonna definitely need your support in the upcoming months as I finally make my transition into who I really am.

So I was trying to tell the sex of this chromosome I was hanging out with. I decided to pull down its genes and find out.

Sometimes blind dates do *not* go well, let me tell you.

P.S. Soccer practice!

Could she be das letze Einhorn? One never knows!

Fluids slowly slide down my throat, unbidden. A maddenning tickling torments my throat -- only forcing a cough can stop it, and yet coughing only makes it worse. I'm truly impaled on the horns of a dilemna. Very uberzweihorn. But I repeat myself.

The illness has returned, I fear. One day it'll kill me (that bastard), but for now I'm content to live with it for a few days like an unwanted relative.

Now if only I could get to send me a birthday card.

...but for now, those tangerines will *just* have to do!

What's your sexual perversion?

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C'mon, they can't even *breed*!

What pisses you off?

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Warbling podcasts forbode of no such lecture.
Civil War! History is only fun when people are killing.
The beards help, too.
Should the mighty schooling be on my table?
Win, Geronimo -- win.

Thank you.

Insomnia again.

Interesting.

More white space makes for a "slower" post.

More terse.

Like a verse.

Interesting.

After you die... Purgatory After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.

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